Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.


#I don't believe in horoscope bullshit  #But this hit me right in the nut  #TAURUS BITCHEZ REPRESENT  

I may be pain in the ass today but eat your words tomorrow.

#mine  #personal  

While watching Kung Fu Panda.
Bro: Ate, sino nga yung bida dito? Black yung apelyido.
Me: Men In Black?


#mine  #family  

#text  #funny  

Joe Jonas?

y u here? I got no money to go in MNL. 

I still have no work :(

#joe jonas  #personal  #crush  

When a cute person that you don’t even know smiles at you..

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

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